About Us

Mike Tommy Wishmonger is a 40-year-old trainee tradesperson who enjoys relaxing, ferret racing and travelling. He is creative and exciting, but can also be very unintelligent and a bit lazy.

He is a Canadian Hindu who defines himself as asexual. He didn’t finish school. He has a severe phobia of water, and is obsessed with colouring in.

Physically, Mike is in good shape. He is very tall with brown skin, grey hair and green eyes. He has a tattoo of a rainbow on his left shoulder.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. He was raised by his mother, his father having left when he was young.

Mike’s best friend is a trainee tradesperson called Harmonie Darby. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Calli Boyce and Quincey Jennings. They enjoy writing together.